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THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 28, 2026

GET READY…

Safely between quarterly earnings, a number of companies are hosting investor days. Most interesting among them will be HPE (HPE:NYSE) and Synopsys (SNPS: NASDAQ), both of which we’ll be covering.

And yes, we’re crossing our fingers for an Anthropic red herring.

Look to our website for more on both companies. We have a deep repository of former notes and a searchable research database at https://epistrophy.beehiiv.com.

LET’S GO 👇

"The Hairdresser (La coiffure), program for Bankruptcy (Une Faillite) and The Poet and the Financier"
by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893 (lithograph theater program, Théâtre Libre)

The double bill is literally Bankruptcy and The Poet and the Financier. The image is someone being made presentable, which might also describe the banks spending months trying to make $18 billion of Project Jupiter loans ready for syndication, and failing.

Table of Contents

LAST WEEK

The Drill Down Podcasts 🎙️

TWEET OF THE WEEK

EPISTROPHY IN THE NEWS 🗞️

In studio with Connell McShane on NewsNation

Ahead of the Trump-Xi summit, NewsNation's Connell McShane asked me whether the two leaders could reach a deal on AI safety and whether China's state-directed approach carries less risk of models going rogue. The summit ended with an agreement to set up a channel for reporting AI incidents, with the next exchange due by November. There was no joint framework for regulating frontier models.

Hanging with Nancy Tengler (those shoes!), Brian Sozzi, and Turney Duff on the debut of Yahoo Finance's “Market Hang”

Yahoo! Finance launched Market Hang, a new hour-long show with Turney Duff opened the first episode by asking the panel whether AI is going to kill us. When Nancy Tengler called the latest AI risk essay a narrative play ahead of an IPO, Cory Johnson disagreed. The discussion moved on to why China cannot close the chip gap, what total addressable market means when the customers are agents, Louisiana signing NDAs over data centers and the felony Johnson once found buried in an S-1.

At the NYSE with Sam Vadas on Schwab Network's Market on Close

Oracle sent a force majeure notice to Blue Owl over Project Jupiter, the 2.45-gigawatt Stargate campus in New Mexico estimated at $165 billion. The notice could let Oracle defer rent if the site misses its 2028 target. On Schwab Network's Market on Close, I suggested to Sam Vadas that the notice does not end Oracle's obligations as tenant. What it shows is that power and permitting now determine when AI backlog turns into revenue.

AVAILABILITY NEXT WEEK

In San Francisco and Silicon Valley most of the week, with a quick trip to Cleveland to see a client. I’m available for interviews, background or client calls.

Written reports are available to clients, our IPO reports (dubbed “The Quiet Period”) for $5,000. Video summaries on YouTube, and of course our popular summaries of the summaries on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube Shorts.

THE WEEK AHEAD 📆

TICKER

NAME

MARKET CAP

DATE

TYPE

NTAP

NetApp INSIGHT 2026

Sep 28

Conference

CRWV

CoreWeave Fully Connected 2026

$48 B

Sep 29

Conference

MDB

MongoDB Investor Day

Sep 29

Investor Day

MU

Micron Technology

$1,222 B

Sep 30

Earnings

PCE

Personal Income & Outlays (incl. PCE)

Sep 30

Economic Event

GDP

GDP Third Q2 2026

Sep 30

Economic Event

MDB

MongoDB.local NYC

Sep 30

Conference

SNPS

Synopsys Investor Day

Sep 30

Investor Day

HPE

HPE Networking Investor Day

Sep 30

Investor Day

CSP

Construction Spending

Oct 1

Economic Event

DG_FULL

Factory Orders (M3 Full Report)

Oct 2

Economic Event

EMPSIT

Employment Situation

Oct 2

Economic Event

TSLA

Q3 Production & Deliveries

$1,470 B

Oct 2

Press Release

Tech Week San Francisco

-

Oct 5

Conference

TEAM

Atlassian Team '26 Europe

$48 B

Oct 6

Conference

NOW

ServiceNow World Forum Chicago 2026

$140 B

Oct 6

Conference

MRVL

Marvell Investor Day 2026

Oct 6

Investor Day

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